House Cleaner Tip

My Granny said her mother gave her this house cleaner tip, so that would have been my great grandmother. If it was passed on from generation to generation it must be a good housekeeper tip.

I recall my mother and my grandmother following it religiously to the dot. They even swapped cards!

Others are judging us and some of it can be extremely harsh. A woman of the household, a house wife or a mother is extremely exposed to this scenario. And it is good to be able to protect yourself – at least a little bit.

House Cleaner Tip

Here it is:

House Cleaner Tip








Let’s spell it out again:

Always keep several get well cards on the mantel (piece) … So if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you’ve been sick and unable to clean.

Isn’t that gold? Thanks great grand mum, thanks granny and thanks mum! No more criticism. Instead maybe even empathy – or at least a glimpse of it. How this one thing can change everything. No more hidden criticism, no more ‘looks’, no more comments behind your back. It’s like a free ticket to freedom.

All it takes is buying four or five cards and writing a couple of sentences. And you choose the cards. You decide

  • if they have to be colour coordinated and have to work with your couch
  • if they are plain or fancy
  • if they are 2D or 3D
  • if they are funny or inspiring

Don’t doubt this House Cleaner Tip – try it out you will see it works or call us at AAA Cleaning Services Melbourne – because you have options.

Clean Regards
AAA Cleaning Services Melbourne

Cold Water Cleaning ( Melton and Worldwide)

cold water cleaning Melton AAA Cleaning Services MelbourneCleaning Joke Part 1

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?”

His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!”

Cleaning Joke Part 2

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

“Are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up the old man said, “I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you fret, I don’t want to hear another word about it!”

Cleaning Joke Part 3

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. John yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car”.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV the old man shouted …


Clean Regards
AAA Cleaning Services Melbourne

P.S. We hope this cleaning joke entertained you as well as it did entertain us. We laughed our heads off and had sore bellies – thank you to the courtesy of CJ_half_H50